Thursday, December 24, 2009

Winter Snowsuits $.5cents Each

We've been warned to worry about fleas, even in winter,
and we agree. Now At Last! There's finally a solution.
We've created the new space age product Fleasage.
Yes friends, now people all over Massillon, Canton, and
Akron can be among the first to walk their dogs in true style.

What's so great about Fleasage? Warmer and lighter than
ordinary fleece, Fleasage is the matterial that
we use to fill our special Flease Flea Snowsuits that keep
your fleas warm and happy all winter long {Patent Pending}
(pendin' on whether or not we file for one)

Yes! Now friends and neighbors when you put that diamond
studded collar on Fi-Fi you'll be glad you took that extra
step of care and status when you bought your fleas their very
own Flease Flea Snowsuits. On top of that they come in several
colors, and one size fits all. That way you know you'll have
the best quality, no matter whether your fleas are thin or fat.
Flease Flea always grows with your fleas.

In a special interview, Ms Flea offered this great reference... (post continues below)


So, don't be fooled, or settle for second best. Make sure you
only accept the original Flease Flea Snowsuit, check the label.

For Fastest Ordering Please Call Us @ #FF-364 Where our friendly
customer service staff, will explain in broken english, that our
minimum order is 100 Thousand per color.(Fleas reproduce quickly
and the cost is a mere $.5cents each, plus $.2cents shipping andhandling.
(master interest and travel broke credit cards only please)
*magnifying glass and tweezers sold separately*


Pilland said...

(ITA) Buon Natale!
(EST) Rõõmsaid Jõulupühi!

Merry Christmas and Best Wishes to You and to Your Visitors! I arrived here just surfing. I hope Your Today will be all the time better than Yesterday and worse than Tomorrow!

The Estonian living in Italy

baili said...

hello your blogs are quite amazing ,thanks for beautiful words on my blog have a lovely and warm christmas and lovely life,take care god bless you

Pilland said...

HaPpY nEw yEaR AnD BeSt wIsHeS!

baili said...

hello very informative post,happy new year to you have a wonderful life take care

dewapelangi said...

nice blog. i like with your articles nad good luck 4 u

kiky said...

good idea for write blog. thank's a lot

Anonymous said...

Good one... I especially like the "magnifying glass and tweezers sold separately" haha
Best of luck!
keep going!

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