A Simple Act Of Kindness

I was looking through Craigs List today, the most important thing on my mind was locating a kitchen faucet. Hoping to find a bargain, I came across the following ad instead. As we face such hard economic times, it's important to remember, there are those who face a much grimmer Christmas.



A Simple Act Of Kindness

My name is Sandra. I am 43 and the mother
of two boys ages 9 and 14.I live in Essex
Nursing Center,in Tallmadge Ohio. Unfortunately,
I am dying.. My children and I are
separated due to my illness. We have
no family. My boys feel so alone. Please,
send them a greeting card to show them
you care. Please, send your greetings to:
Sandra H.
c/o Essex Nursing Center
563 colony park dr
a-22-a
Tallmadge, Ohio 44278

Please understand, I am not asking for money.
Just a small moment of your time. Please show
Doogie and Drew-Drew people really do care.

Thank you for caring, & Happy Holidays!!!

I think we should all remember how lucky we are this year, to be with our families, or at least to know they are all ok. I hope everyone will take A Simple Act Of Kindness to heart and send this family the love and understanding they so desperately need.

Love And The H1N1 Zombie

I know, I didn't think there could be such a problem either. Then I found this one website... If the BBC is talking about it,(Click For Reference) then it must be true. What a lot of problems. Socially this is gonna cause all sorts of trouble.

The way I understand it, after dying from H1N1, the virus itself restarts the heart. From there, the fun and frolic begins.

If you think you had problems pulling a blind date together before, you haven't seen anything, until you have to set up an H1N1 Zombie on a blind date. A certain amount of responsibility goes with a thing like that!

I mean, suppose your friend Judy calls, she's looking for a date for Saturday night. She knows that Joe is a friend of yours, even though he's never met her. She tells you that she wants him to come for dinner. Now you know that Judy is a cute little blonde, but, she has that pesky zombie thing going on, ya know?

Okay, so she calls, and she's looking for a date Saturday night. She tells you she'd like for you to ask your friend Joe, if he'd come over for dinner. Now, you know that your friend Judy, is cute. Ordinarily she'd be just the kind of girl your friend Joe would go for. But dang it, she's got that scarey zombie thing happenin'.

Even if you know she's been trying her best, she switched to that new zombie strength deodorant, and she's switched mouthwash five times.(zombies are known for dragon breath, or perhaps I should say zombie breath.) Still, how can you be sure it's really the right thing to do?
Can you really be sure she wants him as a guest at the table and not a guest on the table? Bummin', and that's just the beginning, suppose he wants to take her out to dinner, and she gets so hungry she just can't help herself. Even the nicest of places frown on folks chewing on their guests, no matter how they plan to serve them. Then there was that one time she ordered a bloody mary, and sent it back. She said it just didn't have enough 'body'! Then there's that dental thing...

So, by now you're wondering what these zombie people look like. Once you've seen one it's an experiance you'll never forget. Except... for the women, according to the video below, they just apply makeup and hide alot of the obvious signs.

This will be your only warning, the pictures I'm about to show you are very graphic. This is not for the 'faint of heart'.

Special thanks to seibertron.com


Careful now, get ready...



Special thanks to My Code Tree


Okay, so if I haven't made you sick yet, you may want to watch the video below, for a better in depth understanding, of Love and the H1N1 Zombie.




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